It’s Monday here and I’m working all day so I can’t watch the oscars but I love all of your tumblr updates about it. They’re fantastic, please keep them coming.
My stupid fucking drunk Canadian roommate is trying to cook a frozen pizza on the stove and there’s smoke coming off of it and now the whole apartment smells like burnt popcorn.
I have to wake up at 6 and I haven’t slept much at all this week. I want to hurt you. I’m fucking choking on pizza smoke.
He didn’t even think to turn on the exhaust fan over the stove.
“I noticed that he kept looking over at me. He had been doing that a lot. So I stood up from the desk, walked over to him and said, “If you’re going to keep looking at me, and I’m going to keep looking back, we might as well be introduced. I’m Hillary Rodham.” That was it. The way Bill tells the story, he couldn’t remember his own name.”- Hillary Rodham Clinton
I’ve been working mornings at the cafe and nights at the Mexican restaurant and tomorrow I’m opening the cafe at 7:30am and then I have a 3 hour break in the afternoon and then I’m closing the Mexican restaurant which will close no earlier than 10pm and lololol I think I might collapse from exhaustion tomorrow I don’t like working this much I don’t know how anyone does it someone help me
A customer just came in and I said hey how are you guys doing today and they said good how are you and I said good how are you oh my god someone please kill me right now
So I messaged him on Facebook to tell him off for following me on instagram and he apologized and Unfriended me on Facebook. I don’t know why I was keeping him as a friend on there. I guess I felt like if I deleted him I would be pretending that a very significant part of my life never happened and I didn’t want to do that. It wasn’t a good part of my life but it still happened and it was fucking significant. I feel equally great and terrible about him unfriending me. I guess that sums up our relationship pretty well. Every interaction with him made me feel good and terrible at the same time and that small amount of good kept me addicted to a toxic relationship and a toxic person. I never want to get caught up with someone like him ever again.