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My name is Meghan, I'm 25 and I never want to be average.

I'm currently traveling the world.

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t you do that”

(via muerteconleche)

My boyfriend and I both think it would be super funny if we secretly got married for visa purposes and told no one and then one day maybe buy a ring and do all those typical wedding type things and pretended like we weren’t already married for years. So heads up you might see a post soon where I tell all of you Internet strangers about my secret wedding and secret marriage.

Living my life! Experiencing all the experiences! Feeling all the feelings!

I need to take a deep breath and stopping grieving the loss of this job. It’s just a job. I’ll find something else. They probably only intended to hire me for the busy holiday weekend anyway. I need to find a way to be grateful for every experience. Even the upsetting ones.

Let’s reschedule that fucking fancy dinner.

mothernaturenetwork:

Using chemistry to make otherworldly art
Artist Iori Tomita explores the natural art of the skeletal system by exploiting clever chemistry tricks.

(via prometheusmeghan)

Well at least I made $455 for 17 hours of work this weekend

This is so fucked up that they rejected us. I really feel like I’m grieving right now. I was so looking forward to working there. It’s our 2 year anniversary and we were supposed to go out for dinner tonight but i really don’t think I can stomach a big, heavy dinner right now so we rescheduled. I just don’t get it. I didn’t do a single thing wrong, I got on really well with everyone and I really enjoyed it.

Anonymous Asked:
Questionrandom question - i'm asking b/c i love your tumblr. i work in a clinic as a new nurse and we do teen circumcisions. i inject the anesthesia into their penis (a shot). the guys all act macho when they arrive, but when i pull out the needle and reach for their penis, they act the same: their eyes bug out, their jaw drops and they act ready to run. i comfort & treat them with respect, but 2 things: 1) is it awful if i find their reactions a bit amusing? 2) would you enjoy that part of my job? haha Anwser

this is the strangest fucking question i’ve ever recieved

Somehow didn’t get hired for the job I “trialled for” this weekend? Even though I did everything right and received nothing but praise from all the managers and said nothing but nice things about the company and my coworkers? WTF? I’m so upset. I was really looking forward to working there. I really can’t think of a single thing I did wrong. I didn’t get told off once for doing anything wrong the whole weekend. I picked everything up the first time it was told to me and did everything right. One of the managers even said that she had no idea it was my second day because it looked like I had been there a month. This is bullshit.

"I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them."
Rikkie Gale   (via suk-mun)

(Source: wnq-writers, via muerteconleche)

Um so in recent unbelievable news about my life, I know the new cast member on SNL. He went to my summer camp and I was his little sister’s counselor for 5 years. Small fucking world.

I’ve been on cloud nine since Friday night. I just exchanged about 10 texts with my mother and she brought me right back down. I always forget to stay far away from that woman when I’m happy.

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via samanthuhhh)

mapsontheweb:

Writing systems of the world

mapsontheweb:

Writing systems of the world

(Source: Wikipedia)